You know you have a toddler when…

You know you have a toddler when…

...they insist on looking in the toilet after you've done your business. you find the fridge open, and the ketchup, pickles and milk on the floor. you never get a full drink to yourself. you find your shoes, keys, socks, and brush in their rooms, hidden behind their pillow. you hear them talking to inanimate [...]