A sarcastic closet wine drinkin Mama raising kids to be decent human being while trying to stay sane.
So, I am going to bitch for a moment… ready? Here… I go… Y’ALL ARE LIARS! All of you that told me that terrible twos are the worst, are liars! Three-year old’s are horrible! Terrible twos were nothing compared to ass-hole threes. When my daughter turned two, she was still baby talking a lot and … Continue reading Three-year old’s are possessed
The last six months at work have been difficult for me. Not because my work is hard, because it’s not. I loved what I did, and I didn’t have to wear a uniform. That was always nice. What was difficult was the fact that literally since January of this year, I have been sick on … Continue reading It’s been real, but I’m out.
I’ve never been the kind of mom that put a gender specification on toys or clothes or activities. I did however do this not even realizing it… Yesterday I was at Walmart grocery shopping with Averie. We walked down an isle where a previous co-worker and good friend was stocking, and he just loves Averie … Continue reading “Nothing should be gender specific.”
My kids drive me absolutely crazy, but so does my husband... Sometimes more than my kids do. Some of the things he does, my kids don't even do. Which is probably why he drives me crazy more than my kids do sometimes. So, I definitely couldn't leave him out of this series. Haha! ONE: My … Continue reading How to drive Mama Crazy in 5 easy steps: Husband Edition
Honestly, I'm surprised that my 15-year-old step son hasn't caused me to day drink yet! I swear, anything I say to this boy goes in one ear and out the other instantly. Getting this kid to take important things seriously is an ongoing battle. Him doing anything his parents ask him to do when they … Continue reading How to drive Mama Crazy in 5 easy steps: Teenager Edition.
