• Why is the word “Fleek” a thing?
  • Why is reality T.V. a thing?
  • Why is Jersey Shore a thing?
  • Why is wearing pants down to your knees a thing?
  • Why are ass-less chaps a thing?
  • Why camel-toe underwear a thing? (Like really?! Ew)
  • Why are men thongs a thing?
  • Why are face tattoos a thing?
  • Why are taxes a thing?
  • Why is kale a thing?
  • Why is girls going underwear-less a thing?
  • Whys candy mixed with popcorn a thing?
  • Why is men always talking about cars a thing?
  • Why is beard glitter a thing?
  • Why is football player’s slapping each other’s ass a thing?
  • Why in God’s good name is baby shark a thing?!?!
  • Why are white shoes a thing?
  • Why is twerking a thing?
  • Why is anal probing a thing?
  • Why is eating ass a thing? (You poop out of that hole!!!)
  • Why is fireball a thing?
  • Why is foot fetishes a thing?
  • Why are glow in the dark condoms a thing?
  • Why is splitting your tongue a thing?
  • Why is guy’s wearing girls jeans a thing?
  • Why is fast food fish a thing?
  • Why is “Bae” a thing?
  • Why is common core a thing?
  • Why is kids watching kids play with toys on YouTube a thing?

Do any of y’all know why these things are even a thing??? These are the questions that haunt me.

If y’all know of any things that should not be things, please let me know in the comments below!!!