I know this isn’t the kind of thing I usually post, but my husband and I were playing would you rather the other day and we laughed so hard, so I thought I would share some of our questions.
I have no idea why we started playing this game but our questions got crazy. Made for a funny night though.
Would you rather…
- Drink a cap size of horse sperm or a can or horse pee?
(My nasty husband asked me this one and yes, I almost barfed just thinking about it)
- Have no elbows or no arms?
- Pull all your teeth out without being numb or marry your ex?
(My friend thought of this one)
- Lick a homeless mans toes or lick a Walmart bathroom toilet seat?
- Eat Tuna only for the the rest of your life or drink a liter of hot sauce a day for three days?
- Chew your toenails in church or blow your nose loudly and then eat your snot in church?
- Lick the bottom of a teenagers foot for 3 minutes or french kiss someone who hasn’t brushed their teeth in a week?
- Eat the food you hate the most everyday for a year or give up your most favorite food forever?
- Have really big ears or a really big nose?
- Drink a cup of Mayo or half a cup of vinegar?
(I actually like vinegar, so this one is easy for me)
- Go a month without showering or a week without brushing your teeth?
- Eat a live cricket or a dead spider?
- Not change your underwear for 2 weeks or not take your socks off for 2 months?
- Losing all your money and valuables or losing every picture you’ve ever taken?
- Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?
(Honestly, I think I’d rather be alone. I don’t people)
- Have to announce to everyone that you have to fart or pee?
- Fart really loud or poop your pants in silent?
Would You Rather Have Diarrhea Every Day For The Next 3 Months Or Be Constipated Every Day For The Next 3 Months?
(These suck equally)
- Use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made of sand paper?
- Have your breath smell like a fart or your laugh sound like a fart?
- Always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
I don’t know why this game is so funny, but it is.
Got any Would you rather questions that should be added to this list? Let me know in the comments. Feel free to answer some of these as well!